Shit I Want: Australian Plus size: Dream Diva

Red One Shoulder dress with Bow, Strapless Printed Dress with Belt and Flower Applique detail Party Dress
all from Dream Diva

I've been jonesing for a party dress to faff about town in and to absorb all the cider that I spill onto myself when I faff about town. And so far only Dream Diva has been hitting the mark of suitably tasteful-yet-fun-flirty-without-showing-my-minge-style dresses that I have been in search for since forever.

Oh and If I'm going to buy me a dress I should get some thing to cover my arse


Sequinned Mesh Skirt, Black Straight Leg, Zipper Detailed Pants and Black Waist Tie Skirt
all still from Dream Diva

Oh and and it's not a plus-size shopping spree without showing you the traditional Plus Size Fug



Deep V Foil Print Top, Centre Panel Halter Top
and Cross over Halter Top all Dream Diva

Not my bag, but there has to be a fat someone, somewhere that likes stupidly cut tops that cannot be worn with a bra or foil prints.

Shit I want: New York Fashion week A/W 2010: Jeremy Scott

Jeremy Scott: Images Style.com  

Oh yeah I is a little moist right now...

Shit I want: Australian Plus Sized Shit

Mline Dress; Avaialble at Myer

This dress is darling, this whole label is actually darling it's the youth off shoot of the Australian Plus Size stalwart label Maggie T (and if you are of a certain age or want to look that way I totally recommend they do have some great pieces I have a couple of maggie t jumpers that I thrash to death come winter) I tried on this dress at Myer a frew weeks ago and if I had the $199 I would of got it there and then it was impeccible quality and a fab cut... nothing but love for this label... so far

 

Fly Bluebird Vintage Inspired Dress: Entitled Clothing   

Cute dress, I think this dress wouldn't look as good when encased with my tits and arse but I can dream.

 

Long Dip Dyed Overshirt:  Autograph

Don't usually care for the Dip dye phenomena of late but this I like and the dye looks flattering and with long term potential. P.S. Autograph the price point for this shirt sucks balls.

 

Embroidered hem sundress: Dream Diva  

Actually dream diva has been the most impressive Aussie plus sized brand of late with their dresses and items all reasonably priced for Australia with a variety of tasteful and on trend pieces that don't verge into ghetto trash cough ahem City Chic cough, and their dress selection for plus iszes absolutely rocks and am thinking af buying me a birthday present for myself from there.

Shit I want: New York Fashion week A/W 2010: Carolina Hererrra

 

Images: Style.com

Shit I want: Plus Sized Shit

A Marina Rinaldi Velvet pantsuit 

 A cute dress with cut out back  from Evans

Something Stripey from New Look

A bold sassy colour-block dress from Marie Denee 

But alas I am poor/ super poor for the forseeable future (I stupidly in my flu medication induced stupor purchased lots of iphone acessories on Ebay)

Any benefactors who wish to purcahse one or all of these lovely items for me, please leave a comment, especially the suit, I want to slip into that light up a cigarette and go all Marlene Dietrich on somebodys ass

Yeah just like stretch it out in MS paint and add an afro and that would be me.

Shit I want: Overpriced Designer Shit Edition

 

Everything From Tina Kavilas s/s 2010

Oh my god the colour the prints the cuts, it's a really great collection with a amazing direction, Tina Kavilas is one of my favourite Australian designers! and keeps on getting better and better

Rick Owens Oversized T-shirt

This would fit me, even in a small, and would go with 90% of my wardrobe but the money, oh how I wish I had the money for this baby.

 

Proenza Schouler: Yellow Leather Satchel

I've been looking for a yellow leather bag for eons and I really love this one I can't frickin well afford it or anything else from Proenza Schouler oh well there's this one from etsy that will fill the void for my yellow leather fantasy

 

Ann Demeulemeester Leather Vest 

This wouldn't even fit my pinky but I need something in my wardroble that says "Daddy is into leather" you know because all the hip kids nowadays refer to themselves as 'Daddy'

Vintage Moschino Hanbag with hardware

She's in Australia, so I'm supporting Australian independent business women, and by sheer coincidence will have a handbag that shits on yours and your mothers (don't know what Moschino handbag shit looks like but I'd say it'd be able to be appreciated on many levels)

Shit I want: from old T.V shows that will never be made again

1) A Gingham biker jacket ala Mary Tyler Moore in the Mary Tyler Moore Show

Ooh and it's matching skirt

Stay turned for Moore Mary Tyler (see what I did there) Screen grabs as a) it's the best sitcom ever made  b) it's some of the best fashion ever seen on T.V and c) it makes me seem like I've written something when in fact I have nothing to say.

Ooh she be wearing spectator heels too, MTM (that's Mary Tyler Moore peeps) gots some stylez

Shit I want : Accessory edition; sparkly jewellery etc.

 

An OTT bejeweled bib with everything on it!

I kind of have been lusting over bib necklaces this week, I have seen the ones on local jewelery stores and on etsy and they are a bit to doilyish, or flowery, or bedazzled, I want something with a bit of everything, a true clusterfuck of a necklace, I'm thinking I might DIY it as I have a whole bunch of leather left over from a current DIY project.

 

I don't mind this one actually I quite like it, the shape and the flowers and the colour would make this great with many items 

 

A bright green turquiose necklace

I have been lusting after this necklace for so long, it's got everything I have ever wanted in jewelry, colour class, uniqueness actually when I have daydreams about my wedding day it involves me wearing this necklace (is that weird) but alas I is poor and I will have to make do a plastic version for now, but one day, she will be mine.

Big Arsed chunk of amythest crystal on a double knuckle ring

I love reading the The Glamourai blog, Kelly has such unique style, and excutes so very well, I'm not very much into faceted gemstone and chain jewelery but kelly's stuff makes me want to get into it, and this ring is so frickin cool, it reminds me of high school science class, those naff crystal shops that sell overpriced incense sticks and crystal wands to cleanse your soul/colon, Queen Elizabeth I and Old skool 80's Hip Hop. I want/ need.

Stuff I want/ need/ On Etsy this week

a gorgeous, unique sweater vest

A personalised silver necklace, that doesn't scream look at me I copied carries one from Sex and the City

A simple, pretty custom made summer dress that will take me through to winter

A cool, unique, whimsical print

 A red houndstooth suit that would make me feel like I was in the movie 9 to 5

Things I need/ want/ would give handjobs to lepers for

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Trawling throgh the Andes on the Hunt for the One..

I have since forever been on pursuit looking for the ultimate handbag, I want it to be a giant of a thing, ideally leather and in a neutral colour that would go with anything this is the closest so far

http://jpeterman.com/product~cat~100207~sku~NLG%201005.asp 

I love staying up late and looking at the J. Peterman catalogue, and pretending I'm an explorer packing for my next voyage. I have this thing where I would like to look like Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca  and wearing berets, fedoras , and trench coats all the time, but alas this is sunny non war torn Sydney and the temperature never drops low enough to rock both a hat and a trench coat together.

Ooh while I was writinig and browsing I have seen the dress I'd be willing to lose 20Kgs to get into

http://jpeterman.com/product~cat~110213~sku~WDR+1876.asp

Oooh in purple please 

ooh and this dress

I swear sometimes I want to be a lower northshore housewife with a four wheel drive .