Outfit: all hipster in her chunky gold chains and double denim, she looks like she is going to see live music and drink beer from big arse bottles and take photos for the street-press.

Chambray Shirt: Thrifted

Singlet/ Tank: um Kmart?

Denim Skirt: Thrifted

Headscarf: Thrifted

Necklace: Fake gold chain from craft shop

Glasses: Zenni Optical

I have been away, not going to apologise (that's how we spell it here is OZ)  for it cos I ain't done nothing wrong.

The Outfit.. ooh how I loves me this shirt on my way home from getting a Colonoscopy / Endoscopy Double bill procedure and still doped up I swung by an Op Shop and saw this giant Chambray shirt for $5.00 I know how lucky am I? I mean most people regret the things on the day they have randoms shoving shit up your arse but not I.

When I'm wearing it out and about people (jealous co-workers and friends) having been referring to it as my art smock (as untied it goes down to my knees) but I prefer to refer to it as "the gem I found after my colonoscopy"

Shit I need to sort out my bookshelves.

Oh and the necklace was half a metre of $3.00 per metre gold chain from Lincraft with a clasp added. It burns when I wear it but "beauty is pain" or some other generic quote about beauty.

Outfit: what I wore when I was doing something this weekend, my memory is hazy

Kaftan: Got it at a vintage fair it's belted to make it look short and blousy

Leggings: ASOS Curve

Heels: Edward Meller

Necklace: Diva

Glasses: Zenni Optical

Rawr! I'm all clad in kitschy cheap leopard print and I like it.

Got this floor length leopard Kaftan/ Mu-mu at a Vintage fair a month and a bit ago along with the best vintage bag ever and I had intended on hemming it and making the kaftan a tunic length mini dress/ top but now I really like it all super crazy blousy and the fringe as hideous as it is is growing on me.

Oh and the shoes are my beloved 100% leather kitten heels from Edward Meller they are super comfy I got them for an absolute song (under $100 AUD) and they are a size 42 and a roomy 42 at that.

P.S. thanks for the lovely comments about my legs, I cannot stand my legs in particular my calves (they are actually wider than my lover thigh) and it was lovely to hear and made me more confident of rocking my calves out some more