Fat? Australian? got $34.30? then get this dress,

A couple of entries ago I mentioned briefly this dress and how much I love it, it's a bit warm now here In Sydney to wear it but thinking about it I had to give it a whirl today, and so I did and hot damn I remember why I love this dress, it's comfy not very scratchy at all (90% viscose 10% merino) and was a steal when I got it for I think $60 in late August, but it got hot and I retired her for the winter.

but it was slightly cold this morning so i thought fuck it, I'll be in air conditioning for most of it, i'll only swaet like a pig on the way home. now here's the dress the way Kirrily Johnston intended

Nice huh?

And heres me

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so what do you think, the pervy old men on the bus like it so it must be flattering right?

It's a great dress and I wish I had cash as maxshop are doing free shipping this week and at $34.30 this dress is a right steal

the sleeves are the best part you can button them up and it's sleeveless ar unbotton and they are batwing like, without any obvious hardware,  please get colder summer, I can envision many a night out in this baby

black dress, leggings, It must be a Wednesda

Yawn! Only really posting this one as I got higher than normal levels of Male interest in this ensemble, but of been my 'ghetto booty'






yeah there's fair whack of arse there

the weekend of the $2 polka dot skirt

White Shirt: I'm going to guess Kmart I have whole bunch of these left over from my waitressing days.

Skirt: Thrifted and untagged

Belt: Thrifted and untagged

Shoes: evans.co.uk

Key necklace : made from key I found in a desk drawer and a silver necklace

I found  this skirt on rack at an Op Shop and I saw pleats and I saw navy polkadots and I saw $2 on the tag and I was in love.

Tank: Vigilante Labs via Etsy
Skirt: Thrifted and untagged
Belt: Thrifted and untagged
Shoes: evans.co.uk
Key necklace : made from key I found in a desk drawer and a silver necklace
Headscarf: Thrifted and Untagged

I also saw that the label had been torn out and I had no idea what size it was, I'm guessing it's a size 12 (I is a little bigger than that) but I sucked it up (and in) forced myself into that Mofo and I think I look pretty damn cute I've already worn it three times this week,having to wear the waistband under my tits (as my rib cage and tits are considerably smaller than my bottom bits ) and hidden under a wide belt but nobody seems to notice and better thing about wide belts is that my tits look spectacularrrr (you gotta roll the r) The white shirt outfit did get me man attention on my commute which means it must be mentally stored for when I am single again or for when I need heavy stuff lifted.

The second outfit witht the kiwifruit doubly rocks as the tank top is scratch and sniff and smells of kiwifruit, but some people are apprehensive when I tell them my top is scratch and sniff... I may phrase it as "my boobs smell like kiwi fruit if you rub them, wanna sniff?" still even when the smell goes, it will be a lovely top I love the colour.

 

The Domino Dress

Jacket: Beth Ditto for Evans
Domino Print dress (worn as top) : Beth Ditto for Evans
Skirt: Yours clothing Company

Belt : came with dress purchased from cupcake and cuddlebunny via etsy

I havent' bought new clothing in ages mainly because I'm poor and also because I'm actually super poor, I usually settle for hitting local op shops and wrangling together some bits and bobs to go with my collection of jeans and black tops but this year decided would invest a little bit into clothing and when I heard about this whole Beth Ditto range I thought fuck it I'm going to buy me some new clothes, and I jumped onto that poor domino dress like every other fat girl with 40 quid and decided to I'm going to dress up like a rock star... alas there are several things one needs to remember when purchasing clothing from overseas the U.K. in particular that I'm 5'11 probably becuase I got regular sunlight as a child however this dress from U.K I have purchased has been made for someone around 3'6 in height , thus as much as I love this dress and how amazing it makes my tits look i cannot wear it by itself without exposing 'the corporate box' (that's my euphemism for my vagina folks) so thats where 'el trusty hight waisted skirt' comes in with her sidekick the statement belt kid and there you have it.. how I have to wear the dress, give me some time though may be able to figure out a new way to rock the dress.

I wore this out to work and fancy dinner that night and I must say it rated well in people flirting with me, this ensemble has definitley been filed into outfits to pick up in.